Today I'm a leggy blonde. I move up and down the stairs at work with purpose and flawless Pantene hair. The muscles in my legs are strong and propel me along as I stride to the local coffee shop. I toss my hair and stretch out a leg but I only get strange looks from my coworkers.
So what if I'm a short slightly-overweight frizzy-haired brunette? Today I'm a leggy blonde.